Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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