At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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