I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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