i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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