these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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