YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize