smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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