you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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