hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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