honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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