Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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