hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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