I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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