I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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