your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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