Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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