just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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