Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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