I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
If its not for food we ain't going out.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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