Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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