Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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