just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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