I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Two words: nipple clamps
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