just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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