Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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