Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
