Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm having to shit out rocks
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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