so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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