All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
