i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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