He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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