I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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