Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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