He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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