it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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