I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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