i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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