I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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