Can Purell be used as lube?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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