i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You can make out without kissing
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