dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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