And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
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Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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