That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
