I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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