i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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