This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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