So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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