Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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