You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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