Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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