i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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