Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
you never un-have a 4some
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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