He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
NoShamevember. You game?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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