I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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